Something I thought about

[HK-47]

There speeches made from HK-47 and his original master Darth Revan. I thought some of them were quite funny, so I thought I might post them here. If I should not have done this please tell me so I can delete it.

HK-47: Query: Can I kill him now, master? I'd like ever so much to break his neck. It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Revan: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I WILL BE BACK!"

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HK-47: Observation: I say we just kill the meatbag and save you the trouble master.
Tanis Venn: Whats with all the droids lately. Did my wife get to you too?
HK-47: Negative. I just don't like meatbags. Except the master, of course. HA-HA.

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HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

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Revan: Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you...
HK-47: Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master.
Revan: What legal requirements do you mean?
HK-47: Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally.
Revan: I don't think 'killee' is a word.
HK-47: Expletive: d**n it, master, I am an assasination droid... not a dictionary!

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HK-47: Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean...
Revan: Demeaning, is it?
HK-47: Qualification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it *quite* like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior...
Revan: You're not making it any better.
HK-47: Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human...

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HK-47: Affirmative: If you believe your skills are up to the task, master, then I can certainly guide you through the process.
Revan: Let's get started.
HK-47: [Repair] Statement: As you wish, master. The first stage is the simple one, and that is accessing my central control cluster. This may take awhile. First you will need to open three panels...
HK-47: [Failure] ...err, you've shorted out something, master, but it has nothing to do with my memory. Ow! I am poking my own eye sockets! Ow! Stop!

[John Tarkin]

LOL. Yeah of course you can use some.

[Shadow Master Derja]

>.> Hmm, I remember killing HK-47 the first time I played through, but I don't remember if it was in number one, or two? =O I know, that I own both and that he's in my party in both, but isn't it number 2, that you find him on some part of a ship? o.0 Or like a base inside a large rock?

[Lanzhou Urumqi]

in KOTOR 2 you have to fix him with parts scattered throughout the galaxy. As such, you don't get him until pretty late into the game, which sucks. He is so awesome!

[Shadow Master Derja]

Ah! He's also in number one, cause I can remember buying him in a store, after Malak blew up Taris.

[John Tarkin]

yeah in number 01 you get him on tattooine.

[ikwya]

HK's awesome. In KOTOR 2:

"Master, love is like being shot in the kneecaps from a Sith Sniper Rifle 123 yards away."